Monday, August 27, 2012

How to Act Surprised

You've known about the surprise party the office staff is planning for your birthday for a week. Ever since you overheard the secretaries discussing it in the lunchroom, you've been aware that a big event is in the making. The question now is how to convince everyone that you are surprised when they pop up and shriek your name. 

Instructions:

1. Practice a wide-eyed expression in the mirror and raise your eyebrows. Hold the expression for a few seconds to mimic real astonishment.

2. Open your mouth, imitating a "jaw dropping" look and bring one or both hands up to your face. Either put your fingers in front of your mouth, or place one hand on each side of your face.

3. Utter the first few words of an exclamation but don't complete the statement. "What the...?" or "Oh my good..." will make it appear as though you're speechless with bewilderment.

4. Cry. This isn't a response everyone can generate on demand but if your eyes well up with tears of appreciation, no one will question your sincerity.

5. Tell everyone how great the event is but avoid constantly repeating how surprised you were or you might sound insincere. It's tough to keep up the astonished act, so when you're questioned about your level of surprise, cleverly change the subject by saying something like, "I still can't believe you guys pulled this off."

6. Look people directly in the eye when you're talking to them. Glancing away from a person's face suggests dishonesty. For your surprised act to be accepted, make it a point to look directly at someone when you're talking to him.

7. Enjoy yourself. Although most people claim not to like surprises, very often they are excited and happy when someone takes the time to surprise them with a fun event or celebration.

Tips & Warnings

  • Avoid raising your eyebrows if your co-workers are all Japanese. In Japan, raised eyebrows are an insult.
  • Don't exaggerate your surprise if you're facing an unpleasant situation. If you're trying to convince the police officer that you can't believe that he stopped you for speeding, he will quickly pick up on over-acting and he may view it as arrogance on your part.

 


 

Friday, August 10, 2012

Marketing: Be Prepared to Be Surprised. Very Surprised

Some steps marketers take are easy. They feel like baby steps, being a little shaky on the legs, but in retrospect they are not so difficult. For example, Facebook fan acquisition…. Many brands have mastered that. Read all about MTV’s journey to 100 million fans here, Disney’s here.

Social media marketing takes new skills, for sure, but the beauty of social media is that most of us can acquire those skills – it is a democratising medium. By definition it is accessible.
So I don’t imagine social will be a big differentiator going forward. It simply can’t be. My view, expressed elsewhere, is that the wrong data model lies behind social, anyway. It will be disrupted.
Outside of social, a few marketers are taking on a much larger remit, like becoming the source of innovation for the enterprise.
In that role the marketer helps redefine the purpose of the business.  If marketers don’t do that, then CIOs will or innovation will be left to languish with the Chief Innovation Officer, a title without a strategic role in many organizations.

A great example of the marketer at the heart of innovation is GE and its ecomagination and healthymagination programs. I got talking to Beth Comstock, CMO at GE last week about healthymagination, a program I think exemplifies three big concerns for marketers-as-innovators. 


#1. Marketing as an enterprise-wide innovation engine
Beth says that GE is trying to define contemporary marketing:
“We’ve been on a journey at GE over the past decade to define contemporary marketing. At GE we expect marketers to be innovative, to be involved in innovation and to understand the ecosystem as a source of innovation–to understand new business models and to take the core of a technology and know how to get that into the market.”

The healthymagination challenge is part of GE’s $1 billion commitment to tackle cancer, specifically breast cancer. When I wrote about it a few months back I pointed out that GE seemed to have no conventional ROI metrics for the program.

Rather it was about this process of redefining the place of a large enterprise in a global society beset by big issues. Healthymagination, launched in May 2009 with a public challenge launched in September 2011, is an attempt to recreate or reform the ecosystem in breast cancer diagnosis and care. For GE it has a broader significance.

“Healthymagination is an innovation platform that allows us to work across the entire organization,” says Beth. “It is a way for us in marketing to identify the new ecosystem. It is a way of saying, we don’t have all the answers, so let’s open it up and see how we establish value.”

So companies really need to develop projects that have a scale and significance that lets them see how markets are shaping up, where the value lies, and what types of partnerships will bring success to the range of parties involved. Healthymagination announced the winners of round 1 of its challenge, two weeks ago.
The surprise is all the winners are at a seed stage – and remember VCs and large enterprises don’t do seed funding? They do now.


#2. Shared value and ecosystems in contemporary marketing
An important part of the new language of marketing is the ecosystem. Once you see your role as being ecosystem-based, you have to think about shared value.
Shared value is a way of acknowledging a need to return value to all parties in an ecosystem.
“There are 5000 marketers here at GE who are passionate about shared value. The problems we are focused on – health, environment, transportation – have become too big for any one company to solve on its own,” says Beth. In other words they have to be ecosystem-based.

Far from being an alternative to “maximising shareholder value” the idea of shared value is to put a placeholder on a market in flux, that says, “we’ll get fair shares out of this”. Trust me!

Ecosystems are always evolving and need a new type of trust. So marketers who are worried about trust in social media environments should walk this way and take responsibility for change. It might help them build genuine bonds again.

“The ecosystem is often being redefined,” Beth says. “For example one of our healthymagination challenge awardees, Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research, is working with the Uganda Cancer Research institution in Kampala on breast cancer diagnoses.

They’re working together, bringing many players into the mix–education, Government, the health service, technology companies, the start-up community—to establish a program where women can receive education about breast cancer and those with symptoms will be offered clinical breast exam and breast ultrasound. This is a new kind of ecosystem, it’s not just a set of academic institutions. We also have a project in Saudi Arabia where we are collaborating with NGOs to develop different ways of thinking about screening.”
From GE’s point of view market research seems now to be as much about understanding how these relationships will work as it is about targeting a need. But in the end of course it is still about a sale. Comstock offers her explanation:

“Why we’ve invested so much in marketing is to learn and to do the research, especially observational research. To do this well, you really have to embed yourself within the ecosystem. With some of the reverse innovation work we do in India, for example, we were able to observe how high tech baby warmers need to take into account power supply interruptions and battery back-up in the Indian market. We embraced a start-up that created a $25 baby warmer so now when women leave a hospital, they have high tech technology in a low tech format. That’s the kind of thing you can expect to see us doing with healthymagination.”

#3. Operating at a more granular level in developing new markets
The third lesson for marketers and a defining characteristic of good marketing going forward will be engagement at the earliest stages in renewal. If you’ve been following the discussion on my RIM post, you’ll notice a number of insights from commenters on the inability of companies like RIM to create a strategic options portfolio, a continuously evolving portfolio of options to move or not move in a variety of markets.

“The first winners in the healthymagination challenge are early stage ideas,” says Beth. “Much earlier than our partners or GE are used to investing in. Because it’s such early stage, we’ve awarded seed funding; this type of investment lets us marry those winners with our businesses and mentor them, so there will be great dialogue there.

The first challenge was  focused on triple negative breast cancer, which is a very tough challenge, so we are taking a very thoughtful approach to the winners and awards. And we are entering partnerships much earlier than we are used to doing.”
The argument against rich options portfolios has often been “the innovators dilemma”. Dare we create new options that might kill the Golden goose?

I think it’s a thing of the past for executives who see their roles as option generators, being in early in many new markets to capture options, whether they are ultimately mainstreamed or not.

 

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

How to Pretend to Look Surprised

Pretend to Look SurprisedWe've all looked in our parent's closets and found out that they were getting you that gift you've always wanted. You also have an idea that they are making you a surprise birthday party. You have to show that you are surprised, so even if you know about it, learn how to look surprised.  

Steps

  1. Remember not to walk in fidgety and scared. This will give all of your planning away.
  2. Think about all the other presents you're going to receive to take your mind off your parent's gift. Like, "I wonder if ____ got me that ____ I wanted? I hope so." Lose yourself in your thoughts and space out so when you walk in and everyone yells "Surprise!" or you open the present, instead of looking bored, like, "Oh, I knew this was coming" you will actually BE naturally surprised.
  3. Know that when the time comes to open the present, pretend you're in a movie, or picture the present as something else. Like, a very expensive thing you know your parents would never buy you.
  4. Understand that when you see the present, scream or open your mouth or look speechless. Say things gushing with gratitude but not TOO gushing, if you don't say "thanks" after every present and you suddenly say, "Oh, thank you thank you thank you thank you!" it will seem suspicious. Say Thanks after every gift so saying a small exaggerated "Thanks" after the present you know about will not seem strange.


Tips

  • Smile wide when you see the surprise party.
  • Look amazed when you notice the gift. But DON'T point it out if you know which one it is.

Warnings

  • Don't go all shrieking and screaming really loud (unless you normally do)
  • Do not put on a total poker face. You're receiving GIFTS you should be happy!

 

Thursday, June 28, 2012

How to Pretend to be Surprised

Someone is throwing you a surprise birthday party and you are not supposed to know about it. However, you have found out about this event in advance and you do not want to hurt your friends and families feelings so you must pretend to be surprised when you walk in the door. Fake surprise, and never let on you already knew. 

Instructions:

1.  Go along with whatever pretense they make up to get you out of the house.

2.Arrive home and take your cues from the person who took you out. Go in first if they ask you to or follow them in. Be natural. Do whatever you normally do and try to forget that you know about the surprise party.

3. Act surprised when your friends jump out and say "Surprise!" Open your eyes wide. Open your mouth and breathe in so that you feel the air rushing in your mouth.

4. Say something like "oh my goodness! I can't believe this!" and put the emphasis on "not". Roll your eyes and your head as you say these or similar words.

5. Practice in front of a mirror the day before your party so you can see if you look convincing when you pretend surprise.

6. Keep shaking your head in a "no" shake. Repeat your words of disbelief a few times. Fake your surprise throughout the party when anyone asks you if you knew about it.



 


 

Friday, June 15, 2012

So Don’t be Surprised, Dear Brothers and Sisters, If the World Hates You – 1 John 3: 13

“Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
  Blessed are you when they revile and persecute you, and say all kinds of evil against you falsely for My sake.
 Rejoice and be exceedingly glad, for great is your reward in heaven, for so they persecuted the prophets who were before you.”  
 Matthew 5: 11-13

Jesus says we are blessed – we are entitled to blessedness when we are wickedly or maliciously spoken against (very different from the sentiments of a vain world).  He says to be happy when we’re persecuted for our faith because (1) persecution takes our eyes off earthly things  (2) it strips away superficial believers  (3) it strengthens and encourages the faith of others (4) our attitude through it serves as an example to those who follow.

If we’re persecuted for Christ, it proves that we have been faithful; faithless people would remain unnoticed.  So that means that we can absolutely rejoice!  Whatever pretense our persecutors have, it is the power of godliness that they have an enmity to; it is really Christ and his righteousness that are maligned, hated, and persecuted.  There is no evil so black and horrid, which, at one time or other, has not been said, falsely, of Christ’s disciples and followers.  Enemies to righteousness are enemies to Christ.

“Passion for your house has consumed me, and the insults of those who insult you have fallen on me.”  Psalm 69: 9
As it is written: “For Your sake we are killed all day long; we are accounted as sheep for the slaughter.”   Romans 8:36